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Red Shift

The week that your girl is on her period.
"Hey Johnny, did you get laid last night?" "Nah man, Becky is on the Red Shift this weekend."
by Brew all day January 24, 2017
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Red Pee

What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.
Girl: "I have to go pee"

Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"

Girl: "Red pee..."

Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."
by bojzzle March 25, 2013
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red rash

Main STD at Texas Tech, home of the Red Rashers.
Techsans are fearless champions when it comes to getting itchy crotch spots (Red Rash).
by junyah March 3, 2014
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Red Horn

When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period, and his penis gets bloody from the girl's vagina.
Phil: Dude, I accidently did my girl on the time of the month, and got a red horn!
Jace: Why would you tell me that? That is nasty!
by codeman9028 June 27, 2014
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Red Dawn

"She is being a real bitch. Is she on her period?"

"She will be soon. She is on her Red Dawn."
by Blumbkinbyproxy May 2, 2013
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red lemon

When you jerk off after you cum and your dick gets red and sour.
Bruh she gave me a red lemon
by JewishJesus January 30, 2018
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Red Necks

A Red Neck is a term to describe white conservatives from the south.

Where do Red Necks come from: Red Necks come from a long line of inbreeding. Each new set of children will have sexual intercourse with their cousins. Making them Mentally Retarted and they will have multiple toes, fingers, etc.

How to spot a Red Neck:

Red Necks are usually fat and have long greasy hair and long beards. Red Necks usually have crooked teeth and are missing several teeth. They usually wear cross necklaces and have a tattoo of Jesus on there arm. Red Necks drive huge trucks with a Trump sticker on there bumpers. Red Necks usually live in trashy trailer homes with a confederate flag flying in there yard.

Red Necks Favorite Activitys: There favorite activities are to sit around the camp fire listening to country music while drinking a beer. They like hunting and fishing but a Red Necks all time favorite activity is to play Mississippi Wind Chime.
How to use Red Neck in a sentence:

Looks like that Red Neck forgot his tractor.

You better run little black boy the Red Necks are coming.
by Anon2789 September 17, 2017
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