chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!
molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
by a-sheisty March 16, 2022
Get the chrismug. That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.
Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A crazy ass hot pangender cowboy with an outgoing personality, he's spent his youth soul searching but came out of it as a realized man, he's always down to be a great supporting friend, he is also insane, but very philosophical when the time is right, a Christopher stallard is a man that has gone through pain and suffering but he pegged the shit out of that and is now a god. He also plans to destroy the planet in 2050 with his pet Daniel
by IBC_Twitch November 22, 2021
Get the Chris stallardmug. by sharp_tongued_1 October 9, 2025
Get the Chris Wrennmug. An awesome person but quiet person who will laugh with you. Although if there a girl there a badass no exceptions.
by Caranro April 13, 2020
Get the Chrismug. 