magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 07, 2010
Get the magic office ride mug.

re ride

When the judge at the rodeo caught you slipping his sister your meat katana, so he makes you ride the same bull again.
After I got bucked off the bull the judge made me go again. Hollering out re ride! So I hollered back I’ll re ride your sister too!
by Badkarmaf350 December 20, 2017
Get the re ride mug.

Sorrow Ride

Same thing as a joy ride but with a gas station at the end of it
o man i got to go the gas station at 4.50 a gallon this is going to be a sorrow ride
by Rave05 July 23, 2008
Get the Sorrow Ride mug.

Saw-ride

(n)- A commonly used unit of measurement referring to the 100-foot drop found on Thorpe Park's Saw roller-coaster.
Guy: He was running away from the cops and jumped a wall that was a half saw-ride!
Girl: A whole 50 feet?!?

Guy 2: I've been driving for 36,792 saw-rides; I need sleep!
by emilygale August 25, 2010
Get the Saw-ride mug.

Rear Riding Ryan

Amazing guy. Mostly gay and not afraid to show it. Will make you smile when your down, and will hold your hand past your ex to make him jealous.

Is into techno music and raves. Wearing converse and tight girl pants. Will say obscene things to make you laugh, and will deck you in the arm if you say something offensive.
Rear Riding Ryan can back hand any hoe cause he's that amazing.
by AlexandraHeartless March 31, 2010
Get the Rear Riding Ryan mug.

turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.
"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."
by Lol just me dude August 26, 2017
Get the turtle riding mug.

ride of pride

alternative to the walk of shame, when the guy gives the girl a ride home the next morning, allowing her to proudly arrive at the destination rather than stumbling home in heels at 9 am
She had to do the walk of shame because the broke motherfucker couldn't afford a car to give her the ride of pride
by yungchettyson October 29, 2014
Get the ride of pride mug.