Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020

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sunshine law

Opposite of “Murphy’s Law.”

When everything is falling into place. i’m

Inspired by the idea that we should recognize when everything is great.

“i got a new car, i aced my test, and i found 10 bucks on the floor. dude it must be sunshine law”

by btamm2698 December 21, 2020

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Soulstice's Law

There will always be a comparison or a vibe drawn to Fromsoftware's popular hit games Bloodborne, Dark Souls and Elden Ring to any game if one or more of the following conditions are met:

Tough & challenging
Stamina bar
Medieval or gothic setting
Roll / Sidestep
Interconnected world design
Asynchronous online features

Person 1: Bro that Soulstice game gives me Dark Souls vibes
Person 2: But it plays nothing like it. They only share a dark fantasy setting. Soulstice's Law.
Person 1: That last sentence sounds pretentious as shit!
Person 2: You're damn right it does, I just made it up.

by JudgementNutItNeverEnded August 26, 2021

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Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"

You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.

by mr purple nz August 24, 2023

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lawful evil

The worst kind of bully
They will still follow the rules but use sensitive or weak people to break the rules and ruin their lives by getting them in trouble

Person 1: That guy is a lawful evil bully, be careful.
Person 2: Ok

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

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