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pull out king

One who has an outstanding ability to remove their penis before ejaculating inside of someone.
Person 1: Did you get her pregnant?

Person 2: Nah man, I'm the pull out king
by Soviet Potato December 16, 2016
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Jay Franklin King

Jay Franklin King means BEAST.

If you ever come across a person like Jay franklin King you will never think about life in a different way.
He will be your soul mate. He will care for you like no one else would or could.

He is funny, strong, amazingest, nicest, sweetest, cutest type of person you'll ever meet. You're life will be complete for even being lucky enough to meet this type of person.

Jay Franklin King will be your everything.
As in .... "You are a beast (Jay Franklin King) in bed."
by Chrissie A. December 10, 2010
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King Arthur's Gold

Its a 2d game that is just in alpha stage.
Its about medieval wars, it have 3 classes yet:
Warrior, Archer and Builder.

The game is based by minecraft and a old super nintendo game named King Arthur's WORLD

The game have physics, zombies and the best Player versus Player i have ever played!
Me-Daddy can you buy me King Arthur's Gold?

Dad-Let me see it!

Me-Look, its about medieval stuff!

Dad-Ok let me buy it!
by imsoludicrous November 6, 2012
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Wake Up with the King

(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.

Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep
Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.
by John Hold October 8, 2004
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king of second bananas

Snake: That guy with the mustache...

Colonel: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?

Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!

Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.

Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!

Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!

Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!

Colonel: La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.

Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! COLONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Joe McLary August 24, 2009
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Totar The Elf King

A fantasy character who often kicks everyones ass in anything they do because he is fuckin god.
man 1: holy shit is Totar the Elf King he is gunna kick our ass.
man 2: lets find a new game to play because he is way to beast.
by masterlucion September 8, 2010
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king of shit island

When everyone wants to be in charge of a shitty job or task.
Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?

Worker 1: I'll do it.

Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.

Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.

Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
by XP-Guidogangsta January 23, 2014
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