mixed eggs

Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??

Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020

Egg rupted

having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING

Egg rupted stfu

by unfunny sus March 29, 2022

Fried egg

A type of cooked egg which makes your breath stink after eating it. (THIS IS SO NOT A JOKE!!!)

1. Oii what stinks in here
2.I JUST HAD MY FRIED EGG

by Midnightfox634 May 21, 2019

George W. Bush Egg Theory

The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.

George W. Bush Egg Theory is the truth

by George W. Bush’s Reincarnation March 19, 2024

Pickled eggs

When a woman shoves soft boiled eggs up her coochie and then proceeds to squat down and lay them like a hen, then the partner proceeds to eat the eggs with all the Coochie juice coated in it.

Girl: wanna try your fantasy tonight?
Guy: omg no way pickled eggs tonight?
Girl: yes pickled eggs tonight, turn the stove on!

by Hot_Girl21 March 8, 2021

Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 4, 2020

egg yolk spill

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half

That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week

by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018