Playing the pipe organ

Where a woman fucks a pipe on the pipe organ. Activity is limited to venues that just happen to have a pipe organ or 2 lying around.

I was locking up the church at night after choir practice. When I was sure everyone was out of the building I snuck up to the choir loft and started , playing the pipe organ. Boy that key of 'c'will. Never be the same again!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness

I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

Play and Buzzin

1. to get out of a serious situation. 2. to have a good time.

"dude, dude, just play and buzzin."

by sk8rboimv January 16, 2010

soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014

Playing peekaboo

When your talking/texting to somebody and they ghost you, only to comeback weeks or days later like nothing happened.

"bruh this mf playing peekaboo or some shit, he wanna act all cutesy like he aint leave me on read for a month."

by wh0r3forth1gh$ January 29, 2021

Power Play

Sending someone a picture of your scrotum to assert dominance via text

"This bitch wont listen to what I have to say." "Just power play her, she will listen then."

by shrekitralph200 May 28, 2018

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020