Sock fairies

Sock fairy....the lint from socks cleaned out from between ones toes

There where a lot of sock fairies in my bath tonight.

I had a lot of sock fairies between my toes.

by Jdtex66 December 1, 2021

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Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 11, 2017

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midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks

She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!

by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024

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Himalayan Pink Sock

When you are having anal sex with your girl and you pull out so fast, it inverts the anus resembling a pink sock. To make it a Himalayan pink sock, you sprinkle salt on it for extra spice.

I gave my girl a Himalayan pink sock. She squealed with delight at the added intensity.

by Nemout August 31, 2023

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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.

next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.

by lykaboss August 2, 2011

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