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Sprinkler Play

When a woman pleasures herself anally with a garden hose that's turned on while she sucks a mans dick and eventually spits his cum back at him.
"Damn man, the internet has ruined me. My kinks are really niche now and I only like girls that are down for sprinkler play."
by Lake Partiers January 25, 2022
mugGet the Sprinkler Playmug.
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
mugGet the Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...mug.

Playing Icarus

Acting in a risky way that goes to shit if circumstances change. Named after the Greek boy who flew too close to the sun.
"How'd you get in debt?" "I was playing Icarus with my money and spent my paycheck on games, not expecting I'd lose my job. I wasted my savings."
by NitroFire90 October 12, 2023
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Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
by Benny Walker October 9, 2011
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Playing Kazoo

Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"
"I played kazoo last night?"

"The instrument?"

"No. I was playing kazoo"

"Ah, so you're gay"

"Yeah"
by Musical_Doodle May 26, 2017
mugGet the Playing Kazoomug.

Go play

Move tf around before u get hurt
Lemme see yo phone no go play
by OhhThatsJEFE April 24, 2020
mugGet the Go playmug.

Play Monopoly

The act of have a three-way with your Colombian girlfriends dad.
Dude, my girlfriend invited me over to play monopoly, but when I got there he was naked
by RealNigga69420 March 20, 2021
mugGet the Play Monopolymug.

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