sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

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sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 29, 2017

Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 27, 2024

Potato bugging

You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug

jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger

by February 25, 2021

tickle potato

When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it

John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?

Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!

by Eieiooo5 April 26, 2017

Potato bear

A bear with or consisting of potatoes, or eating a large amount of potatoes. It is also a name for someone who eats an inordinate about of potatoes.

The potato bear at my potatoes somewhere and its gone Felisha, there's NO MORE POTATOES

by Potatoes bear November 12, 2018

gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 12, 2017

Potato soup

Potato soup the act of ending one's self or someone else

Man I really want a potato soup myself right now

by SleepyPanda94 June 23, 2021