Baby Locked

When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.

"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"

by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009

Baby's Brains

A man's scrotum.

The balls, particularly when it's chilly and they're tucked up tight against the body. The foldy skin looks like the brains of a tiny baby.

"Ugh, I just caught a glimpse of your baby's brains...put those things away!"

by siikworm January 22, 2008

Baby Cub

A small female who resembles a bear cub, often purring, tugging at others while drunk, and stumbling around like a small cub. Often, these cubs are found very cute by the opposite sex, and they pride themselves on their ability to lure in men with their cuteness just as baby cubs do to everyone who sees them.
Note: these cubs frequently ask "am i a baby cub?" to fellow females.

She's being such a cub right now, all cute and laying on the floor like a helpless bear cub. I love that Baby Cub"

by Eskimo #3 September 29, 2010

blanket babies

Cum stains, left either on a blanket or really on any type of bedding or sleeping arrangement.

Hey man, hand me a blanket...and NOT the one covered in your blanket babies.

by FizzyDrizzy August 6, 2011

grappling baby

a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.

A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!

by astroo December 31, 2011

Baby Backfire

While a woman's giving birth, someone shoves his/her hand into her vagina, pushing the baby back into her uterus.

One: I was doin' this hooker, and she went into labor!

Two: Oh my god, what did you do?!

One: Baby Backfire.

Two: Good man.

by Justis. January 9, 2010

Lad baby

Lad baby is a viral internet sensation who is known for sending buzz light year to the moon, beating man like Stormzy and Ariana Grande in the charts with his dong about Sausage Rolls lad baby is a well known Nottingham Forest supporter and him and His wife Roxy are Absolute Ledges!!!!

Hey did you see that funny video of lad baby the other day?

Yes mateeeeeee

by Charlxxe January 4, 2020