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In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.
So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
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Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.
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by SHvapor December 11, 2015
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