Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023

Hard R

A mentally handicapped male with a large erection.

Whoa man, look at that hard R.

by nixxx420 March 26, 2025

You the only one that my dick could get hard for

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates

People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for

by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025

Hard Candy

Person marked for death. Usually with a bounty on there head. (prison slang)

Ol' boy is some hard candy.

by Schmausy. April 23, 2025

It's Hard To Explain

The best podcast you've never heard of.

My favorite podcast is It's Hard To Explain.

by Itshardtoexplain April 28, 2025

Harding

The cutoff point in which specialized assignment lists die

Damn man. You just Hardinged that list.

by PoPoInHendo May 8, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025