Go fly a kite

In my mind it means go F off why?

Well mary poppins said “let’s go fly a kite, up to the highest height!”

But Thomas Edison flew a kite got electrocuted so go fly a kite in my eyes means go put a fork in. Socket or F off

Johnny- Hey Billie looks like the eagles were last in the draft

Billie- Johnny go fly a kite!

by NotTesla May 24, 2022

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

flying pencil

the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name

planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!

by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024

flying penrod

To hit a jumping dank AWP jumpshot on CS:GO

I just hit a dank ass flying Penrod on a kid

by Whatthehecker December 4, 2017

Flying taco

When she’s been used so much that her coochie lips flaps in the wind

“Man she’s got a flying taco”

by Dirty mfing Dave September 12, 2022

Flying Surf

A "Flying Surf" is when you accidentally combine two words into a new word.

Origin Story:

I was playing CS:GO 'Surf' and talking about the YouTuber 'Flying Uwe'
so while talking i said by accident 'Flying Surf' instead of 'Flying Uwe'

A: Did you saw the new Ryan Reynolds movie ?

B: The one with the Red Suit ?

A: Yeah, Red Reynolds was amazing.
B: Red Reynolds ?

by MurphyMasala July 12, 2024