Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by May 19, 2025

Crack a Bitch

When a fuckboy doesn't leave you alone, so you get revenge by showing him that you have a pussy, you don't need another one

"If he doesn't stop texting me, we will crack a bitch"

by cupcakes are life November 15, 2016

Crack patch

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.

She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol

by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Crack Knuckle

Neurotic in every sense.

Neurotic is such a crack knuckle

by YFTechno April 11, 2023

Cracked the egg

When someone farts while in the middle of sex.

"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.

by Lucky Smppth December 05, 2016

Maddie in the crack

when girls named Maddie at Clemson fall into the crack of the couch ; also referred to as the crack attack

Did you hear about Maddie in the crack?

Yeah it was crazy

by annhaw123 February 09, 2022