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Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.
tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”
by CAREEB November 25, 2019
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crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.
Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.
by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019
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Sophie Crack

A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.
“Hey man my back has been killing me.”

“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”



“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
by Robertmueller March 24, 2019
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meat cracks

The small bits of space in the stomach left over after one has eaten a tremendous amount of meat such as the amount consumed to produce meat sweats. To date, experiments have shown that the only substance with the proper consistency to fill in the meat cracks in a human stomach is frozen yogurt, aided by Taylor Swift music.
Nick took us out to get some FroYo after the Brazilian steak house dinner to fill in the meat cracks.
by StirThePot_718 April 11, 2019
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sus crack

The slight cracking of all windows and sunroof in a car after smoking in it.
Yo sus crack it before we get out.
by YoungCata February 21, 2019
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Crack the barn

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.
See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night
by Shwarfingstyle March 5, 2019
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fire cracking

When you shove a m-80 up a girls ass and light it on fire
You she’s into fire cracking
by Big sexy789 March 9, 2019
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