Beat you into a bucket of chicken

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.

You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!

by IGKYA53 October 5, 2021

Better baiting bolt beating

The AI equivalent of post nut clarity. Often used when a discord bot is screwed and needs a few kinks worked on.

Person 1: Right now, it's a bot issue, as in the bot isn't doing what we tell it to do lol
Person 2: That bot needs to relieve some sexual tension

Person 3:So what I'm understanding is your saying the bot needs a better baiting bolt beating release?
Person 1: huh!?
Person 2: I perform better after a tune up.
Person 3: So you need to get better at baitin and beatin them bolts and the bot will think clearly

by XwtfbobX October 18, 2022

beat

To apply the perfect amount of makeup on the face, resulting in a flawless look. The term references the motion of constantly dabbing a makeup sponge or brush against one's face.

i.e. "Her face is beat for the gods."

by ChildOfTheHouseOfVelour July 18, 2019

Beat

When someone, usually a girl, has slept with a large amount of guys. typically a slut.

"I've seen her with at least 20 different guys. damn she's beat."

by micdre December 7, 2009

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

beat

bushed
exhausted
frazzled
(plumb) tuckered out
knackered
worn out

I've been working all day and I'm about beat.

by rihojo April 22, 2015

dick beating gypsy

Mechanic that stands around all day talking about his penis size instead of turning wrenches.

Anthony and Poncho are both a couple of dick beating gypsy pricks. They need to fix that minivan.

by Timmy2X April 20, 2021