BLOW THAT TEA

A call for a blow job typically used by a British person or a tea lover.

Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.

by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016

Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!

I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!

by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024

Blow your lead

To break the tip of a pencil while writing.

“Aw shit I blew my lead, that’s the sixth time in the last hour.”
“It’s ok that you blow your lead all throughout exams, you’re just excited.”

by Compatibility Issue February 17, 2018

Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

Blow Your Honker

To perform oral sex on a Canada goose.

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"

by Anus Baby January 11, 2024

snow blow

snow blow is slang for cocaine. most people who do a lot of coke call it "snow blow"

Tyrone: I'm snorting that coke

Jamar: im detroit we call it snow blow

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Blowed

past tense of the word blow

"my nose is pissing blood rn"
"why"
"i blowed it too hard"

by willisawesome69 November 15, 2022