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John Emmet

he’s short, wears vans, probably has adhd or add, and has a high pitched chipmunk voice.
he’s hella short! oh wait, he’s a john emmet
by bry2022 February 21, 2020
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john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")
i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.
by DD's December 11, 2009
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short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.
"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."
by Soxoff February 14, 2012
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George John

With the scent of crap in the air and the smile the George John's face let me know that I did a great job.
by Yay! ! ! March 28, 2009
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Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.
She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.
by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019
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John Gill

This person is a supreme queer. If you are named this its because you are a hill billy inbred. People like this are normally challenged and get caught doing dirty things. This person normally has very crusty hands and a small penis. Even though this person is big their nickname is "Charmin" this is due to their extreme softness/goofyness. In special cases this persons penis is so small it becomes inverted. People named this also like to want their meat with their relatives.
"Where is your penis John Gill, its so small?"

"This guy is so soft and crusty, its because hes a John Gill."
by Thebrownbag March 1, 2018
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Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.
Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.
by GeezLouise23 September 4, 2011
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