by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018
Get the Michael Triggeredmug. Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 22, 2023
Get the Gold medal Michael Lorenzenmug. Michael is the name of a literal god, no person can ever be close to how amazing he is or will be. He is charming, smart,kind, musically talented, unique, awe ,inspiring, and creative. There is not a soul on earth quite like him. If he wants something or someone it’s his no matter what it is or how long it takes. He will treat you like your royalty and give you everything he’s got to keep you happy and going. To be with this guy is to like a free entry to heaven. Michael is literally the ducking best person ever!
by anonymous April 19, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. 
Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.
by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.