by LostKeys666 September 16, 2009
Get the Mac jack mug.The act of doing something that goes against all mortal logic and basic understanding aswell as denying the laws of physics.
This can take form in many different ways but most often is defined when great risk accompanies the action.
For example - Pinging an entire Discord with the Risk of an Asian superior overlord erasing the "Jack's" existence.
This can take form in many different ways but most often is defined when great risk accompanies the action.
For example - Pinging an entire Discord with the Risk of an Asian superior overlord erasing the "Jack's" existence.
by TheLenTM October 18, 2019
Get the Pull a Jack mug.The act of masturbating very quickly when given a narrow window of time. Usually occurs when there is a brief period of time when one can masturbate without being seen by others.
I got a lap dance from that hot chick at the strip club and then I went over in the corner and had a fast jack while no one was looking.
by computerguide18 November 16, 2011
Get the Fast Jack mug.by brie park January 19, 2008
Get the jack larsen mug.An awesome lad with a huge penis. Girls often talk about how sore they are after they get nailed by Jack.
Jack is the coolest bloke on earth and he slays.
Jack is the coolest bloke on earth and he slays.
Girl 1: "Gosh my pussy hurts"
Girl 2: "I got nailed by Jack Draper last month and I was in a wheelchair for four days"
Girl 2: "I got nailed by Jack Draper last month and I was in a wheelchair for four days"
by Was24 September 29, 2013
Get the jack draper mug.When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.
by VerticalCouchLVR May 24, 2021
Get the Jacking Off mug.A true test of male bonding, whereby one gentleman of sound mind and kindred spirit, befriends a casual aquaintance of his dearest fellow stag, and understands the pressures and limitations of a "spooning" relationship, and feels the desire to aid the demands of the female entity, and hence "hijacks" a proportion of the workload, of course with the best intentions for all.
After which, an agreement is made to perpetuate this arrangement until the needs of the damsel have been adequately fulfilled
After which, an agreement is made to perpetuate this arrangement until the needs of the damsel have been adequately fulfilled
Michael: That birds been around a few times this week mate, are you sure you're up to the task?
Peter: Not a problem, my friend JC has been more than happy to share the workload. And even though I cannever recall asking him, I'm relieved he's there for me
Tim: Seems like a clear cut case of Spoon Jacking to me, and we should all be very grateful
Peter: Not a problem, my friend JC has been more than happy to share the workload. And even though I cannever recall asking him, I'm relieved he's there for me
Tim: Seems like a clear cut case of Spoon Jacking to me, and we should all be very grateful
by The phantom tanner October 31, 2014
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