take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 27, 2006

Take it back on they asses

When you want to express you love for older music (ie: The Beatles,The Rolling Stones)but doing so using black slang.

Yo man, Is dis tha beatles? Ah man! Dis shit be real cause we gon to Take it back on they asses.

by Cooter pants December 14, 2008

taking it to the limit

Spending all the money in your wallet and spending it on food with your buddies!!! Or ordering everything off the dollar menu for yourself!!!

Lalo, Jesse, Bucky, and Tury are always taking it the the limit at Chicos Tacos!!!

Lalo is always taking it to the limit at Mc Donalds!!!

by Geraldo Gutierrez December 26, 2008

Taking the huff

Taking offence to something.

Possible origins are St Helens, Widnes or Yorkshire...

wtf.

"Hey Len, are you going to Jeffery Wongs (lol) party tomorrow?"

"Umm no... I feel ill."

"Fine fuck off then..."

"Pffft, someones taking the huff!"

by The Len February 13, 2008

take it there

a duel of wit and banter testing who can generate the most offensive but still funny line

we were playing take it there, and then she got all offended because I made a 3way joke about her sister

I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that

by oc-la October 26, 2007

Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak March 20, 2008

Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008