ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

Simp

A man (or woman) who will neglect friends for their significant other.

Dave is such a massive simp, he never plays fifa with us anymore because of his wifey.

by 0161MOTMM May 22, 2020

Simp-whore

Someone who simps for one or more people.

person one: i simp for ludwig, and sukkuno, and disguised toast
person two: don't be such a simp-whore

by Toothpiccc December 20, 2020

funtime foxy simp

Vannyskitten/Funtlmef0xy in three words.

“Are you a funtime foxy simp?”
“Like Vannyskitten? Ew no.”

by thisusernamewasnttaken October 17, 2021

Big simp

Caledonia

Caledonia sis a big simp

by Sexybeast366 December 13, 2021

Simp

A man that only chases pussy, when the women offers nothing

Brads been simping with Rachel during lunch time

by Dumping March 28, 2020

simp-off

When you battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

It's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020