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ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?
egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP
by Kasprin June 30, 2023
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Simp

A man (or woman) who will neglect friends for their significant other.
Dave is such a massive simp, he never plays fifa with us anymore because of his wifey.
by 0161MOTMM May 22, 2020
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Simp-whore

Someone who simps for one or more people.
person one: i simp for ludwig, and sukkuno, and disguised toast
person two: don't be such a simp-whore
by Toothpiccc December 20, 2020
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funtime foxy simp

Vannyskitten/Funtlmef0xy in three words.
Are you a funtime foxy simp?”
Like Vannyskitten? Ew no.”
by thisusernamewasnttaken October 17, 2021
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Big simp

by Sexybeast366 December 13, 2021
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Simp

A man that only chases pussy, when the women offers nothing
Brads been simping with Rachel during lunch time
by Dumping March 28, 2020
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simp-off

When you battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first
It's a simp-off then!
by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020
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