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Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.
"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"
by DonBear October 22, 2025
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wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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Deluxe Chicken Sandwich

Costumer: Hello! Can I get a Deluxe Chicken Sandwich?
Drive Thru Guy: *Vanishes from Reality*
by WaterBottle3000 June 17, 2023
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Sandwich Sharing

Its when the threesome you privately set up ends up getting a lot more publicity than anyone ever needed! (The threesome wasn't even that good anyway!)
Don't talk to that snitch. That is one Sandwich Sharing mutha ******
by BlackEssence July 17, 2012
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Tomato Sandwich

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.
"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"
by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014
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Deal Sandwich

The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.
"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."
by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017
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Timothy Sandwich

When you take a nerd nigga and put him between two big titty bad bitches, and let two BBC's go to town on them with the nerd in the middle. The Timothy sandwich is frequently accompanied by condiments such as Ketchup, Mustard, Relish, or Polynesian Sauce, and sometimes Wingstop Lemon Pepper Wings added to the mix to create a nice meal
Michael : Hey man where/s Dequan and Tyrese?
John : They're making a Timothy Sandwich with two bad bitches and that nigga nerd Timothy
by BestBuyGamesReal December 12, 2024
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