Ethan Syndrome

A medical diagnosis of someone who has these issues within their worthless lives, namely from people who are named "Ethan":

- Narcissism on a phenomenal scale
- Furry-lover
- Ego as large as one's belly
- Refusal of reasonable and sound advice
- Excessively uses racial slurs
- Invented hypocrisy before hypokrites of Greece
- Unable to mature properly, therefore making himself disabled within a functioning society

Alan: Hey, Ethan, you gotta stop your alcohol addiction man, it's getting worse.
Chinese guy named Ethan: Fuck you lah you fucking n***a, I'll pop a cap in your ass and make sure your mother goes to Thailand chee bai!
Alan: Fuck you, Ethan Syndrome motherfucker

by Zxlous August 14, 2021

Scorpio Syndrome

When the scorpio you are dating starts doubting your whole backstory and begins asking really really stupid questions to try and confirm their delusional thinking.

They may begin at this point to believe false truths and start behaving irrationality.

Scorpio Syndrome can lead to infidelity to avenge imagined or fictitious moments of false cheating. Violent or stalking like behavior.

If your relationship with your scorpio has reached this point don't wait. It's time to end the relationship.

Danny and I broke up last week. He caught a really strong case of Scorpio Syndrome and I couldn't handle that.

by Muddygrimes August 20, 2021

Diksfertoas' Syndrome

A disorder named after early 20th century German physician Hanz F. Diksfertoas. Commonly developed by indoor kids or more often than not, during the winter. Diksfertoas' syndrome causes sensitivity to the feet when bare. It occurs when one wears socks and shoes too often and does not partake in anything foot strenuous, causing soft feet. When encountering a more rugged environment, without their protective gear, the afflicted tend to walk around like dumb asses with really sensitive dicks for toes.

John: Honey, where are my gay little slippers?

Jane: Why can't you just man up and get the mail barefoot?!

John: Damnit woman! You know I've got Diksfertoas' syndrome!

Jane: If only you had dicks for dicks syndrome!

John's nosey neighbor: DAMN SON! ARE YOU PLAYING KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC ON NINTENTOLD 64 OR DID YOU JUST GET FUCKING TOLD?!

John's apathetic cat: Zing, John. You've got a small penis and girl feet.

by Dances With Limes January 25, 2013

Autocorrect Syndrome

When you use the internet too much, and start making your swear words clean.

Guy 1: "What the shut?"
Guy 2: "I think you have Autocorrect Syndrome."

by Traingle June 29, 2013

Granny Syndrome

Complaining that the time period when you grew up is better than the current one. This usually occurs with the older population when they see kids playing video games and stuff, but can still happen to people of all ages.

"Hey, look at my new iPod touch! I got it for my 8th birthday!"

"When I was your age, I was forced to play with sticks and dirt in my spare time. Now it's just all of this video game junk."

"Looks like someone has a bad case of granny syndrome."

by Another Internet Person... February 29, 2012

TARDIS Syndrome

Where you think it's one day, but in actual fact it's another.

Named after the Time Machine "The TARDIS" which is used by
Doctor Who.

Dave leaps out of bed at 7am, grabs a bite and heads off to work, only to realise later that it's Saturday and he could have slept in.

"What happened to you?" asks his confused Wife upon his return.

"Just a little TARDIS Syndrome" I think" He replies.

by Wolfie Rankin August 4, 2012

Relationship syndrome

A condition found in couples. When apart the person in the couple is found to be tired and unwilling to go out. They would rather curl up at home and watch TV than go out clubbing. When they do go out clubbing they are often found sitting on sofas and are the first to go home. The also start not wanting to get too drunk.

person 1 "Dude wheres Michael?"
person 2 "Sitting on the sofa in the corner, serious case of relationship syndrome!"

by mountainmayhem December 15, 2011