Run

the one thing your fat ass decides NOT to do

me:*sits on couch with tostinos pizza rolls*
mom: your going to get fat doing that all day you need to run
me: wow you should win the award for worlds funniest mom

by soydora February 19, 2020

No One Runs Better Than Me

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.

Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"

by whodat25555 February 4, 2025

i gotta run

white person term for saying that you have to leave on a phone call

oh shoot i gotta run ill call you back

by WHATlSAPSEUDONYM July 5, 2023

Bump and Run

A technique used in stock car racing to pass another car by using your bumper to unsettle the car in front of you.

"He just used the bump and run to get around the leader and take the checkered flag! Bump and Run! It's a thing, look it up!" - Larry McReynolds

by FMLcamp August 6, 2021

Run em

Make somebody empty their pockets

Hey fool, you better run em before I put this 9 in ya.

by LongDong007 July 2, 2022

Run your eye out

To run/move so fast, that the observer’s eyes have a hard time catching up.

I’ll run so fast that I’ll run your eye out.

by Taj Maddik March 27, 2023

Pit-and-Run

A "pit-and-run" is a play on the term "hit-and-run" where a pit-bull takes the place of the vehicle.

"Pit and Run" refers to the phenomena where owners of aggressive pit-bulls flee the scene of random maulings carried out by their "fur-babies" in an attempt to avoid legal consequences. This parallels the behavior of perpetrators of vehicular hit-and-runs.

Pit-bulls are responsible for the majority of dog-bite fatalities in the United States in spite of their comparatively small share of the canine population of the country. Many of these fatalities are attributable to pit-and-run incidents. The percentage of owners whose actions are said to constitute a pit-and-run who are ultimately apprehended is not known.

by BSL Patriot July 28, 2024