piss broken glass

To be infected with gonorrhoea, so named by the pain the disease causes when urinating.

Cherie was very upset: she was not able to have a bit of giblet pie for several weeks because Tony had been pissing broken glass.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

piss drinker indians

This word is used by Pakistanis against Indians to humiliate them on HINDUISM because in their filthy religion Hinduism they drink cow piss daily and think cow piss gives them power and energy to start work and day

look piss drinker indians are everywhere because their Hinduism supports piss drinking,
or
Indians you are high on cow piss nowadays

by Jack the hoe hunter October 2, 2017

cumgasm piss-fuck

A cumgasm piss-fuck is a sexual act where one guyawakens a sleeping dude, by dick-slapping him across his face, and then fucks his mouth making him the early bird who gets the worm, has a cumgasm, and then pisses in his mouth and makes him swallow it all.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

Piss Up Monday

When a shit, monday of college looks certain, get a couple of pals together, head down the ol' off license, and get yourself a shit load of Desperado's, along with a bottle of Vodka, and get Shit Faced.....

Ross: Dont get all "Moaty" on me, get your ass down the ol' Off license, Time for 'Piss Up Monday'.
The Lads: On it!!!
Micheal: Ok, But dont tell my mum, Only allowed three beers a week'.
Jamie: Lets go get some BRAIN!!

by The Barnfield Boyz. January 24, 2011

Pissing on Wrigley

being a douchebag

When he was drunk he thought it was cool, but in reality he was just pissing on Wrigley.

by alexinbetween August 28, 2008

Hard on piss distance

Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.

He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.

by Snailboy April 22, 2010

Proper Piss Off

When something is pathetic and really annoying, so it really really pisses you off on a regular basis.

"everytime I get an email through my hotmail, it logs me off my MSN. Its a proper piss off!"

by *Crumpet* June 25, 2007