Wilhoit's Law

A definition of conservatism from a blog response by Frank Wilhoit: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

"Did you hear that yet another Republican politician admitted to getting his wife an abortion? But he's still opposed?" "Yeah, Wilhoit's Law. It is what it is."

by Punditos Maximos August 19, 2024

co-1C1R-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-1C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

eskimo-in-laws

Eskimo-in-law: two men have had sex with twin sisters.

Person 1. M and G are Eskimo-in-laws now.

Person 2. How? What’s that?

Person 1. They both slept with twin sisters.

Person 2. That’s crazy!

by Jimmy Epstien October 22, 2019

Skitty's law

People fall into one of two groups, those who would have sex with a skitty for $10,000, or those who would pay $10,000 to have sex with a skitty.

Skitty's law at play, i know where you'd sit

by rjharringotn September 15, 2017

Law

The truth

what does law mean?
the truth.

by enbymonarch January 2, 2021

Dean's Law

The harder you try to focus the higher it makes you

My website went down when I was at Berghain and had a serious encounter with Dean's Law when I tried to fix it

by anonymously_anonymous_person March 4, 2024

stepnibling-in-law

1- Stepnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepnibling.

My stepnibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021