V's Law

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but only for the entity known as V.

Cell phone ran out of battery during an important meeting, slipped on the carpet in the office, baggage lost in airport, and every app you use crashes? That's V's law for you.

by nnneeee January 24, 2020

1C2R-in-law

1- First-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed.

My 1C2R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

laws of pajamas

it is against the law to wear pajamas while working out.

Billy: hey Phil, whats wrong with you?
Phil: what do you mean? im working out.
Billy: yea but in pajamas dude it against the laws of pajamas.

by The kid named squid February 8, 2021

Luis' Law

A law in the UK affecting Uruguayans.

The law has 4 main elements

1- unlike the rest of the population, you are not innocent until proven guilty, and will be deemed guilty if a claim is made against you, even if by someone with a proven track record of lying and making false claims against people.
2- if a red nosed scottish git demands it, you'll receive double the punishment afforded to an Englishman for the same offence.
3- anyone is allowed to assault you at will without any "official" deeming there to be any rules or laws broken
4- even if you are not standing ahead of a man in a blue shirt, you will be deemed to be.

Wow, he nearly cut him in two!... oh, hang on, no, it's him, according to Luis' Law... "no foul"

by Cheating Utd Supporting Ref October 28, 2012

co-cousin-in-law

Spouse's cousin's spouse.

My co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021

Cole’s Law

If you add enough mayo and sugar to a head full of cabbage, someone is bound to eat it up.

The ill-advised conspiracy theorist blogger loaded his viral post with just enough fancy sounding word salad to satisfy Cole’s Law.

by eskwire4real June 20, 2024

By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute

by law of dibs the phone is mine.

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022