Jack Hart

A fat person with thick eyebrows and a big nose and looks crash bandicoot.
by Gogfrggv November 1, 2019
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NO Jack July

You can’t jack off during July. Good luck soldiers
Omg dude did you hear it’s “No Jack July” stay strong bro.
by lilyeeterboner69 December 2, 2019
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Jacking Off

When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.
Bro I think Jack is about to start Jacking Off.
by VerticalCouchLVR May 24, 2021
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The Summer Jack

A shot of Jack Daniels whiskey brought to 95 degrees farenheit, shot back, and spit all over the hottest girl in the bar.
Yo, that muthafucka just summer jacked becky. What a hot ass duche. Damn I can't believe he did The Summer Jack to her.
by Pseudopluto November 19, 2014
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Spoon Jacking

A true test of male bonding, whereby one gentleman of sound mind and kindred spirit, befriends a casual aquaintance of his dearest fellow stag, and understands the pressures and limitations of a "spooning" relationship, and feels the desire to aid the demands of the female entity, and hence "hijacks" a proportion of the workload, of course with the best intentions for all.
After which, an agreement is made to perpetuate this arrangement until the needs of the damsel have been adequately fulfilled
Michael: That birds been around a few times this week mate, are you sure you're up to the task?
Peter: Not a problem, my friend JC has been more than happy to share the workload. And even though I cannever recall asking him, I'm relieved he's there for me
Tim: Seems like a clear cut case of Spoon Jacking to me, and we should all be very grateful
by The phantom tanner October 31, 2014
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Desk Jack

The act of masturbating at either your or a coworker's desk in your office. It is preferrable to have a witness but the honor system can also be used.
John: Man I'm feeling better now.
Ted: Oh did you Desk Jack?
John: Yeah but not at my desk...I was over at Lynn's Desk.
Ted: Did you use an assist?
John: Yeah. I used that picture of her on vacation at the beach as an assist.
Ted: Cool.
by TedHollister March 27, 2011
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jack ralph

Turbo Dick Smasher one that smashes dicks
by Hogboi22 January 17, 2018
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