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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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Crack

You crack is for hiding things inside it so the police cant find the crack you have because, its hidden inside your crack.
Dude hide the crack in your crack so the police doesnt find out.
by dmwmb November 24, 2018
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Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
by Mevri October 10, 2018
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Crack-Pac

A counter-narcotics deployment in the Navy.
I did a six month crack-pac in the Caribbean during my enlistment.
by Michael Suede October 16, 2018
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crack daddy scoon

A good crack daddy whose last name is Scoon who says "no more" and chucks orange juice at a church
by CrackDaddyScoon October 17, 2018
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African Crack

Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.
let’s make some African Crack so we can get baked this weekend
by Smelly moose knuckles October 29, 2018
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Ass Crack

The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out
ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob
by ThatOneDud November 5, 2018
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