co-great-nibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-great-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Daizora's Law

The tendency of a single person, usually someone of moderate strength, to attract people either just as strong or stronger than themselves.

Seems like that new rookie bike racer is surrounded by Daizora's Law, he's in a field of Cat 4s and 3s, and he's only Cat 5.

by FSG TRP. No.#46231 March 21, 2024

Soulstice's Law

There will always be a comparison or a vibe drawn to Fromsoftware's popular hit games Bloodborne, Dark Souls and Elden Ring to any game if one or more of the following conditions are met:

Tough & challenging
Stamina bar
Medieval or gothic setting
Roll / Sidestep
Interconnected world design
Asynchronous online features

Person 1: Bro that Soulstice game gives me Dark Souls vibes
Person 2: But it plays nothing like it. They only share a dark fantasy setting. Soulstice's Law.
Person 1: That last sentence sounds pretentious as shit!
Person 2: You're damn right it does, I just made it up.

by JudgementNutItNeverEnded August 26, 2021

Law of Demonstration

The law of demonstration is a subset of Murphy’s law and works in two ways. A functioning process will not work when demonstrated, but a broken process will work perfectly. E.g. when trying to show IT an issue your computer is having, the issue will not occur.

“I was walking a colleague through a new process I created yesterday, but it just wouldn’t work. When I ran it by myself later, it was just fine!”
“Ah, you ran into the law of demonstration states”

by anonymous October 13, 2025

Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

co-granduncle-in-law

The husband of one's grandparent-in-law's sister.

My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019