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Hit Wags

Spouses, significant others, or bottom-bitches that are sexually alluring. This phrase is not to be used for side pieces, mistresses, or booty calls.
Nick: By the Way, I am hosting a Super Bowl Party at my place this weekend. All are welcome, including your hit wags. No side pieces allowed! I don't want to have to hide my valuables.
by The Blue Collar Foodie February 7, 2024
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Hey, you hit my eyeball off!

Something that Jeffy from SML said in the video “Jeffy Gets Fixed!” when Marvin started hitting him for pouring the Cheerios onto him.
Jeffy: Hey, Daddy, can you help me pour some milk?
Marvin: Jeffy!!!
Jeffy: What?
Marvin: Why you wasted all the Cheerios for?!
Jeffy: Well you told me to figure it out and this is the best I could come up with!
Marvin: No, Jeffy, you go pour those Cheerios out 'cause you're wasting them!
Jeffy: Okay!
Marvin: W- No- N- Not here!- Jeffy!! *starts hitting him*
Hey, you hit my eyeball off!!! *Rose’s voice actor starts laughing in the background*
Marvin laughing a little: Go clean yourself up…
by wubbableseiebe November 26, 2023
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national hit teacher day

this day you will hit her as hard as possible on national hit teacher day
by jamal20944 November 29, 2023
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Hit and cum

When one homie smacks another homies beer bottle in a downward manner.
Causing head to ejaculate out of the bottle leaving the poor bloke to swallow the cum
Bro just got hit with a hit and cum
by Lumberjack25 December 1, 2023
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Hit or miss I guess they never miss huh.

John F. Kennedy
Abraham, Lincoln
John, Adams
Hit or miss I guess they never miss
Lee Harvey Oswald: "Get 360 noscoped headshots JFK" "Hit or miss I guess they never miss huh."
by Blaganaboooo December 3, 2023
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Hit and cum

When one homie smacks another
homies beer bottle in a downward
manner.
Causing head to ejaculate out of the
bottle leaving the poor bloke to swallow
the cum or wear it
Bro just got smacked with a hit and cum
by Lumberjack25 December 5, 2023
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hit your boyfriend day

On January 7th, is to hit your beloved boyfriend/s! Do it
by Your_mommy_Joejoe December 6, 2023
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