Ed Hardy Water 

Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."

"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."

Ed Hardy Water by xicetraex January 30, 2010

Hairy Sand Dollars 

A female's nipples, surrounded in hair

Yeah, she's got a nice rack, but under the bra there's a set of hairy sand dollars...

She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...

Hairy Sand Dollars by KooKooKachew March 15, 2009

Hairy Potter 

A young wizard boy who dyes his pubes green like magic spell.

That faggot's a Hairy Potter

Hairy Potter by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017

harrylambos

Harry is a gr8t lad. He has black or ginger hair. He works in a bowling alley or at a movie theater and he is very very gay although he doesnt like showing it during work hours. Secretly he wishes to be a drag queen and change his name to Laquisha. His celebrity crush is zayn malik

-hey do u know harrylambos from work?
- yasss i love that hoeeee

harrylambos by rawrxDalldayeveryday October 7, 2019

harryflorals 

the devil works hard but harryflorals works harder. harries would be nowhere without them

"harryflorals just posted a photo."

harryflorals by treathwithkindness December 28, 2021

Hairy Dumpkin 

Petting your dog while taking a shit.

An example of a Hairy Dumpkin: The dogs are attracted to the smell, so they come in to get some pets and a nasty smell fix at the same time.

Hairy Dumpkin by maryanopause May 25, 2008

Harrap Hands 

Name given to someone with red coloured hands which turn white when under pressure. Also that person is normally slightly dense (thick) due to the lack of circulation which leads to the redness within the hands

That guiy has Harrap Hands

Harrap Hands by hrrphnds May 26, 2009