hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs is the crown of a Pineapple. This word was made by "Anix" a ROBLOX Youtuber. His video where this word was Featured is called "building bikini bottom in Bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS"

"You should probably cut off the Pineapple Hairs before you eat it." "Pineapple Hairs" is a word created by a ROBLOX YouTuber named "Anix" as a word to mean the crown of the pineapple.

by mirusanator June 16, 2020

Ryans hair line

Fairy tale

Did you hear about ryans hair line that doesn't exist

by Conzo November 24, 2021

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.

I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.

by emmatortie June 10, 2015