chocolate pie

1)to most people it is simply a chocolate pie
2)to Rosie it is the vagina of an african or of a woman that considers themself an african

"Hey guys i have a chocolate pie" Rosie P.

"always eatin my chocolate pie always eatin my chocolate pie" that chaldean guy and akon
by ya i have both...so what..?

by theschneider October 5, 2008

Deep Chocolate

when a man takes a hot dump in a womans mouth then proceeds to shove his junk in her mouth causing the turd to go down her throat,(has bin outlawed in 32 states including most of the east coast)

guy:i gave my gf a deep chocolate last night

Friend:omg did she vomit?

by wafflecrisp1988 October 30, 2010

chocolate cannon ball

After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."

After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.

by K White February 8, 2007

Chocolate Pound Cake

When an individual takes a dump in his or her hand and proceeds to give a guy a handjob.

Aaron dropped a steamy one into his palm and gave Josh a chocolate pound cake.

by J.J.D. July 11, 2007

Dutch Hot Chocolate

To shit in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.

"Hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?" "oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!"

by Lift Ops January 11, 2010

chocolate mahogany lollipop

Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.

Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?

by Ian Chode November 25, 2003

chocolate covered cherry

When your girlfriend is on the rag and on the toilet. You only have one bathroom and you have to drop a deuce really bad. You pop a squat on her lap and do your business anyway. What a blessing this life is!

Just try it! I promise it will be really fun. My girlfriend loves kinky stuff like that. It will make good fun on potty time. Chocolate covered cherry are delicious.

by this is ridiculous November 23, 2007