What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
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Can we fuck?
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Can we fuck?
Bend me over, watch me handle it
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Verse
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On the beach, under the stars
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Tie me up, dicks and chains
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Teach me 'bout the birds and bees
Muscle me, my Hercules
Chorus
Can we fuck lyrics?
Call me up after dark
We can do it in the park
We can do it in the car
On the beach, under the stars
Shut me up, make it hurt
On my knees, I'll make it work
Come and feed me, sweet dessert
In a circ, I'll make it jerk
We can play dirty games
Tie me up, dicks and chains
Call your friends, run a train
Make me cum, again, again
Daddy, squirt, pretty please
Teach me 'bout the birds and bees
Muscle me, my Hercules
Chorus
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