The fuck you can

When someone thinks that they can do whatever they want, so you say "The fuck you can".

Guy 1: "Im gonna go to your house and fuck your wife and you won't do anything about it"

Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"

by trust me bro, i know April 20, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>She Can Do It But Does Not Want To<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>She Can Do It But Does Not Want To<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>She Can Do It But Does Not Want To<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

Can I ask you a question

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.

AI: "Can I ask you a question?"

Person: "Sure."

AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."

Person: "Yes."

AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."

Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"

by Bill_Cipher January 26, 2025

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

Only hackers can type this

This is basically some Youtube Shorts thing where kids record into an object to make the background dark, use a video editor most likely on a Samang device to add text saying "Only hackers can type this" then add 6 overlapping a 9 or whatever they what to add, and those videos probably get more views than a single short from the Duolingo marketing team, like how?

"oNlY hAcKeRs CaN tYpE tHiS: ⱱ̏"

by φ June 8, 2024

Wawa gas can game

A game where you buy the 2 gallon gas can from Wawa, and each participant picks out 3 items to put in the can. All items must be under these categories: milk, pastry, chocolate, and fruit. Whoever drinks the most wins.

Mason and Caleb never win the Wawa gas can game!

by Phhhhhart April 12, 2025

cause can

A term refering to an act or action that is possible or can be done.

"Why you always so happy for?"
"*Cause can*"

by DatOneSamoan August 24, 2017