Brain Wattage

The energy the brain uses when thinking on topics and daily life especially relationships.

Megan told tony " Don't ask me that this late I don't have the Brain Wattage right now!

Tony always tells Gabe .....Dealing with Megan uses Alot of Brain Wattage!

by Roady365 December 31, 2022

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

TikTok brain

"TikTok brain" is a colloquial term describing the characteristic short attention span exhibited by individuals, particularly of the latest generation, influenced by the rapid and concise content consumption prevalent on platforms like TikTok.

This term highlights the tendency to engage in brief, attention-grabbing activities and a reduced capacity for sustained focus or prolonged attention.

"I noticed my little sister's TikTok brain kicking in during our movie night – she couldn't sit through a film without checking her phone every few minutes."

"His TikTok brain kicked in during the lecture; after just a few minutes, he started scrolling through his phone, unable to focus on the speaker for an extended period."

by QueenAlthea November 29, 2023

teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff

I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.

by teacher199998 November 29, 2023

video game brain

When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.

I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.

by THE STiG December 13, 2023

Brain Dump

The "Click-baitiest" show on the internet made by Max G. or otherwise known online as "hotdiggedydemon." A show where a nerd tries to talk about a subject with his assistant, who is his television named Burnbot, who shows pictures and clips on her screen, while also generating insults at the end of every episode. Of course, Max CAN'T talk about ANYTHING at all due to his gay lover roommate Goofball the Goofy Cartoon Ghost who keeps interrupting him. Mostly fell off when the cartoon ghost drank an 8-ounce glass of cum.

"Oh, Brain Dump? I USED to like it, until I got to the episode where the cartoon ghost drinks a glass of cum. I kind of fell out of it after that.

by Pizza Broadcast July 7, 2023