baked bean 

someone who was born with a concrete block for a head.

jordan is a baked bean, things go into one ear and come out through the other.

baked bean by pabloescobarr778 November 14, 2023

Alien Bean-bodies 

The Alien Bean-bodies are a group of aliens who lives on the planet Nahfalafagus, invented by Youtuber and creative genius Moriah Elizabeth (my queen) in 2022.

The Alien Bean-bodies are so colorful and fun to look at!

Alien Bean-bodies by imthatbitchfromurnightmareshee November 26, 2023

Magic Bean 

Slang term for vagina.

My damn magic bean is wet!

When she was changing, I saw her magic bean.
Please use my magic bean!

Magic Bean by Paper Hat December 4, 2023

Jello bean 

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans

John is a jello bean

Jello bean by 711 worker December 8, 2023

magic bean juice 

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

magic bean juice by WolfPoet December 17, 2023

Anto Bean

Anto bean rocks around edenmore with a pizza box and does your nan on the daily. Known for breaking into some fellas gaf, making a sambo and falling asleep on the couch like hes in goldilocks and the three bears. Also spray painted the back of the local centra and said "ye, that was me" to the garda. Locals claim they were scared to go to his gaf to deliver a postcard because he had a shotgun in the mailbox like a saw trap.

Nanny on the street: Howarya Anto

Anto Bean: Alri

Anto Bean by TerribleTriangle03274581 December 17, 2023

Goon bean 

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.

I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.

Goon bean by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023