Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.
Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick
by Marker000 August 2, 2024

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

by Fellow ukie 9 year old April 21, 2024

By late April, it still had not occurred to anyone in government to question whether the American slaughterhouse shutdowns, due to huge numbers of worker infections, might be a signal that coronavirus was animal-borne.
by Monkey's Dad April 29, 2020

When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.
I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.
by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 muahlonnbes and 8 GanBJrastas and 1 MEXIT and 1 TOEHUN 20 board game pieces that comes with this game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created little AMERICAN DouBJraG DOUBJruLe MUAHLONNBE x.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 25, 2022
