god squad

the religion crazed person that runs ASB

Thought God Squad may be our asb prez...she totally sucks

by kdrjsf May 10, 2006

peace to the gods

means to be gone or to tell someone you are leaving

r: "yo you out?"

t: "yeah man, im peace to the gods."

by Soto Capo October 16, 2008

Lamb of God

A bad metal band that tries too hard to be "hardcore metal" or "metalcore" or whatever you call it while sucking in the process. News flash: Constant, incoherent screaming doesn't make you a "badass", it makes you look like a group of idiots with no depth. I'm not saying they aren't instrumentally talented, because they are, but raw talent and manufactured guitar solos don't make up for shitty songwriting and boring concepts. Similar cases of talented bands that still manage to suck include Dream Theatre and Children of Bodom.

"YEAH! LAMB OF GOD IS TEH HARDKORE!!!1"
-or-
"Lamb of God could be so much better, but they choose to be fucking lame."

by Celia Cruz March 26, 2005

God Church

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch

Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul

by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017

God-stick

•Pronunciation: \'gäd-steek also ˈgȯd-steek\ •noun

1: a thing, usually cylindrical in shape of supreme value or the male genitalia.

2: a person that appears boastful and acts as if he/she knows what they're doing is right but obviously lacks the credentials to back it up.

"What a huge God-stick you have!"

"Please hand me the God-stick will you?"

"Don't be such a God-stick"

In the gym: "What a God-stick. He doesn't even look like a personal trainer, yet he's instructing the guy who appears much bigger than him."

by Nikorasu84 May 7, 2010

Hitmark God

A person who gets Hitmarkers on the daily

Person 1. "Damn Zayh your an Hitmark God"
Person 2. "YEP"

by Hitmark God February 18, 2017

God Church

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life

" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"

by HeyitssomebodywhohatesJakePaul October 21, 2017