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Pushing p

Anything good nothing bad is pushing p
Dad be calling me stupid not pushing p
by Is good nothing bad January 17, 2022
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Pushing P

When you push piss out of your bladder so hard that you lose control over the stream and can no longer aim and you absolutely paint the immediate vicinity with warm frothy piss
Shithead kid: Mom...I was pushing p too hard and made a mess

Man: Sorry woman I was pushing p too hard during sexy time and drenched you
by Master Cheef February 5, 2022
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Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP
Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous
by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020
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shutb iu[p

"shutb iup" is an acronym for the phrase "So Hi Ur The Best In the Universe /P." It is not a misspelling of "shut up," a very different phrase. The /P refers to the tone indicator /platonic.
Person 1: "shutb iup!"
Person 2: "Are you ok?"
Person 1: "So Hi Ur The Best In the Universe /P"
by Snoort snoort June 7, 2023
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!qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/_["+]

Something that is searched when a person is at the peak of boredom but somehow goes higher. Achieved by going from up to down on the keyboard and alternating the shift key at the same time.
You: I already typed qwertyuiop and 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=, what else is there?
Your friend: Have you tried !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/_"+.
You: I could try that!
by (insert_name) August 18, 2024
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Lucija P.

A work of art.
Her eyes will leave you mesmerized for hours.
Her smile will make your entire day.
She has great sense of humor but don't let her know that.
Her laugh is very contagious, you've been warned.
She is a great friend, great support, but can't remember things very well.
Amazing body, included in the package.

Warning: cries a lot, so be kind to her.
If you need help with your fashion style, she is the one to call.
She is also an actress in Surf Up.
If you capture her heart, don't be an asshole and she will give you everything you need and more.

P.S. Don't call her goat, trust me
Person 1: Oh my God, have you seen Lucija P.?
Person 2: I'm a penguin.
by Lana_backwards November 22, 2021
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P

P
P
by Whatever2312 November 22, 2021
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