ur mom

ur mom- a common comeback for when anyone says something to you

a: hey bud!
b: UR MOM

by wow wow ow owowowowoowowow November 11, 2022

Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

ur mom

This is a term used by triggered 6 year olds that smash their keyboards after getting killed 40 times.

POV: You kill him 50+ times and you call him trash (not toxic, just true xdddd) and he says "ur mom" after smashing his keyboard and slobbering all over his microphone that his mommy bought.

by Wastful November 29, 2020

snipp snipp ur dicc dicc

if you sin, you lose your penis privileges.
you can't hide, they will always take it away from you.

"fuck i wore yoga pants today"
"well i guess we have no choice but to snipp snipp ur dicc dicc"

by fuckingfetus October 17, 2019

Ur mom

a hot sexy women

“ur mom is so fine”
“bro”
“what”

by what does this mean lmao May 26, 2022