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Reversed Vagina

The opposite of a vagina. (It's a dick) (it's a "The Office" refference)
I think I have a reversed vagina.
by Jimmy Halpret February 7, 2019
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Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin
"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."
by Fu kingcheese May 29, 2018
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Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.
We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!
by SKacsir May 29, 2018
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Venom Vagina

When you have a monster tongue and eat out a girl(just like Venom could); have a tongue long enough to go inside the vagina.
Bro 1: Yo bro, you got a long-ass tongue. Can you give a girl a Venom Vagina wit dat?
Bro 2: You know I can bro!
by Blahblah01012 June 7, 2018
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Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.
“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”
by Warm Willy August 8, 2022
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coming out of the vagina day

Today is Owen’s “coming out of the vagina day
by SamHowellGOAT August 23, 2022
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VAGINA

The source of all problems created by males.

Something a gay man wishes he had.
If I could just stay away from the vagina, I'd get stuff done.

Gay man: "If I had a vagina, Bobby would fuck me more."
by Marcel Duchamp August 23, 2022
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