Mary's paradise

After having tried all my life to catch a pike, I finally catch one, even though I do let it go.

Mary finally caught a large pike, something she had been hoping for for years, and she was in Mary's paradise!

by NormaJean19 November 5, 2019

Mary Lowe

Mary is a total tool. An absolute womble. Everyone hates her for being a massive man hater and a massive c word.

Do you know Mary lowe ? Absolute cock jockey

by Realguy99 November 24, 2021

Marie

Usually talks to multiple boys until she finds the one, but that won't last long. She is Nice and will do anything to protect her loved ones unless it's a boy cus she doesn't go that far for boys "they aren't worth it" is something she would say. If you can score Marie for more than a month you a legend.

"Damn, how long have you been with her?"
" about 27 days"
"damn yo ngl you might make it to a month"
"thats surprising its Marie"

by iuyrewqwioe January 4, 2024

Mary Andy

The best girl you would ever find. If you catch one, don't let her go. She will love you and make you the happiest guy ever. She will ask you for nudes sometimes yet she's not really horny. Besides, you make her horny. A lover of Disney and dogs

Dude 1: Daaaaaaamn, that girl is soooo hot.
Me: I know, she's Mary Andy, she's perfect and she's my girlfriend

by Gansosrosas April 1, 2017

Mary Jane

The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit

Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever

by yobobfye May 13, 2024

Marie

marie is beautiful inside and out shes is a kind,caring and thoughtful person.marie often doesnt see the good things in herself but likes to praise her friends on their insecurities.she is a loyal friend that you can trust.marie is always there to advise and help someone one they need it.not many people notice marie but the people that do are so greatful for having her by their side.marie might not have the best luck with getting that one boy but would do anything to help them when he needs it. marie has good things coming her way in the next couple of years maybe even that one special boy…

marie is a great friend

by sexysnickerh August 8, 2021

Mary Poppins pussy

When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno

Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!

by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024