Trump's razor refers to the philosophical idea or scientific principle that of any given set of explanations for Donald Trump’s behavior, it is most likely that the stupidest explanation is the correct one.

Internet sleuth: “That anonymous op-ed in the NYTimes had to have been John Kelly.
He used the word “lodestar” to throw Mike Pence under the bus. It’s three dimensional chess, man!”

Bob Woodward: “There isn’t any 3D chess in that place. There’s not even a game of checkers. Trump’s razor says it was Mike Pence himself.”

Trump’s razor by ZakkFlash September 5, 2018

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Another term for a butthole

I put it in her Trump last night apparently it was not her first time

Trump by Creamycameltoe69 October 8, 2018

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Trump

Sexual position, where the dominant partner covers their nethers in big mac sauce and fake hair. They then lay on their partner and slap them with the smallest mushroom they can find.

My and my girl Trumped last night? Dude.

Trump by DarkRev November 4, 2018

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Lower than a snake's asshole.

When they go high, I go Trump

Trump by Snarkmeister February 8, 2019

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