The hottest motherfucker I’ve ever met. He always has his hair up in a bun. He’s kind of short but it’s fine because his friends are at his same height. All of his friends call him a Reese right. He likes to think he’s so cool because he lives in Obetz.
by A homosexual September 7, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a nice guy who is his own person loves the people around him and loves his girlfriend
. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.
. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.
Girl 1 “what happend”
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me
Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me
Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while
by Urworstnightmare199 November 17, 2022
Get the Chrismug. will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”
Chris is hella good at Mario kart
by Datchungis November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. chris
by youaregay149013084512351 November 2, 2019
Get the chrismug. Chris is a person who like Dogs! Some people call him Mr. FurryFriend. He is kind and visual person that see things interesting.
by Siberian Husky Dog Gang November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. 1.Perfect
2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
Mom: Is Chris coming over
You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you
You: okay mom
You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you
You: okay mom
by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019
Get the Chrismug.