michael shaw

Michael Shaw thinks he’s slick cause he’s got a small dick. He also looks like Megan’s toe

Michael Shaw also got a haircut and he won’t show me

by Pizzacomacurry January 24, 2019

Michael

Hates his first and middle names, (Michael, Avinash), disliked

Michael Avinash has a jocking addiction.

by Huejass December 22, 2021

Michael

A little guy, a small little sweetie

another name for a small dick

"he pulled down and pants and showed me his little michael"

by chillpickles October 30, 2022

Michael

A person who can't afford anything and can only buy knock-offs

Michael: I can't afford Rise Of Kingdoms so I got Fall of Republic
Insert: Broke ahh

by STFUMONKY November 24, 2023

Michael

Before you read the following definition. Keep in mind that I am in fact named Michael so I will tell all you strangers my flaws and pros.

Hi I’m Michael I am intelligent and love a lot of things. I don’t love easily but when I do I love hard. I can be secretive and alone but also loyal and friendly. If you piss me off I will snap your arm off of your body and shove it up your a**. Anyway. I can be extremely hard on myself when I make a mistake. I have never told a soul about another persons life if they haven’t asked me to. I’m not the greatest looking and slightly fat but trying to improve my looks. If you hurt anyone I like I will cut you. Thank you for reading.

There is a little bit about myself so if you see another Michael , compare them to this

Do you need a. Example of how to use a namelike Michael in a sentance? If you do then you should not be reading a definition solely about a name

by anonymous April 21, 2022

michael zingale

A person who is loving and whose in a band

He’s a real Michael zingale

by Fartcake February 9, 2018

Michael J'd

Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.

Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.

Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!

by chronowarp January 11, 2014