White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018
Get the Post-mayonnaise whitemug. by bk girl December 15, 2008
Get the post-idesmug. Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.
It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
Get the Post-Shower Claritymug. by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
Get the State-Postingmug. A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.
Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011
Get the Post Meeting Positivitymug. A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019
Get the Vanity Postmug. Adult virgin man who realizes that losing his virginity is not the purpose of life and sets out on a genuine journey of self improvement (beyond just hitting the gym) to become the absolute best version of himself enjoying all the beauty life has to offer and one day finding a life partner that loves him regardless of how ugly, short or socially awkward he thinks he is.
Generally the Post-Cel will one day lose his virginity from making a real connection with someone after getting over his issues, but the loss of virginity is not what defines the Post-Cel, it is the chadness of his aura that inspires every man in his vicinity.
Generally the Post-Cel will one day lose his virginity from making a real connection with someone after getting over his issues, but the loss of virginity is not what defines the Post-Cel, it is the chadness of his aura that inspires every man in his vicinity.
Yo have you heard about that "Never give up" guy on YouTube?
-No what about him?
He made a video titled "Being ugly: My experience" and a girl in the comments thought he was cute so they started dating and eventually made a vlog of their wedding. He's the true epitome of a Post-Cel.
-Woah, maybe there is hope for me after all
-No what about him?
He made a video titled "Being ugly: My experience" and a girl in the comments thought he was cute so they started dating and eventually made a vlog of their wedding. He's the true epitome of a Post-Cel.
-Woah, maybe there is hope for me after all
by Miko02 April 29, 2024
Get the Post-Celmug.